"I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind."
"Last thing I need at this point in my career is fifteen hundred Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls. He jeopardizes my ability to effectivley govern this student body."
"Tell ya what, dipshit. If you don't like my policies you can come on down here and smooch my big ole' white butt."
"Pucker up butter-cup."
