"I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind."
"Last thing I need at this point in my career is fifteen hundred Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls. He jeopardizes my ability to effectivley govern this student body."
"Tell ya what, dipshit. If you don't like my policies you can come on down here and smooch my big ole' white butt."
"Pucker up butter-cup."
4 comments:
Gummi Bear? It's been in my pocket; they're real warm and soft.
Oh my crap, Jen! When I saw that on fb I almost peed my pants. Damn that Lauren left the same quote as I did...he beat me to it. I had to call Kacee and tell her to go to your blog because I so didn't see that comparison coming! Sharon Stone, yes, Ed Rooney...HA!
I know, huh? I must admit I'd never noticed the resemblance....Denial maybe?
Oh, Ed. You sounded like Dirty Harry just then.
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